Vinoteka Kalambur

Petkom u 7: Prva runda

Friday, October 16, 2026 · 7:00 PM–12:00 AM

Vinoteka Kalambur

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The Night

We open the season! Ines Maslać arrives with a new set about relationships, bosses and parents, and Duje Kovrčić hosts. Come hungry, leave hoarse from laughing.
The Night

Running Order

7:00 PM

Doors open

Find your table; VIP guests are welcomed with sparkling wine.

7:30 PM

Dinner

We serve the three-course menu you chose in advance.

8:30 PM

Duje Kovrčić opens the night

The host warms up the room and sets the tone.

8:40 PM

Lana Vrabec

About twenty minutes of stand-up.

9:05 PM

Roko Zvonar

About twenty minutes of stand-up.

9:30 PM

Ljubica Gašpar

About twenty minutes of stand-up.

9:55 PM

Break

Refill your glass and stretch your legs.

10:15 PM

Ines Maslać

Ines Maslać opens the season with a new set: relationships, bosses, parents and the wine that makes it all easier.

11:00 PM

Applause and last round

Selfies with the comedians and one more glass.

12:00 AM

Bar closes

Good night and safe journey home.

The Line-Up

Ines Maslać

Ines Maslać

Headliner

Queen of dry humour and even drier red wine. She talks about relationships, bosses and parents so precisely that you will suspect someone has bugged your kitchen.

Lana Vrabec

Lana Vrabec

Guest act

She writes her jokes in a notebook and edits them live while you watch. She loves the topics nobody wants to bring up but everybody knows, from shared flats to WhatsApp groups.

Roko Zvonar

Roko Zvonar

Guest act

He laughs at his own jokes first and then the audience does, and somehow it is contagious. He tells stories about renting, two cats and one banana that has survived everything.

Ljubica Gašpar

Ljubica Gašpar

Guest act

A retired teacher who forty years ago looked at a classroom and now looks at an audience, with the same effect. She uses a wooden spoon to point at who is next.

Duje Kovrčić

Duje Kovrčić

Host

Our host, whose curls arrive five minutes before he does. He warms up a crowd faster than mulled wine and introduces every act with so much love that it is almost uncomfortable.

Tickets

Reservations are closed: the event has already started.

Dinner & Drinks

Komedija meni

Troslijedni meni uz stand-up: predjelo, glavno jelo i desert, a uz njih piće po izboru. Služimo ga u 19:30, a birate unaprijed. Piće se naplaćuje po cijeni čaše.

Predjelo

Pršut, paški sir i smokve

Tanko rezan dalmatinski pršut, paški sir i svježe smokve s medom.

Milk Gluten-Free
Krem juha od bundeve

Svilenkasta juha od bundeve s uljem od bučinih koštica i prženim sjemenkama.

Milk Celery Vegetarian Gluten-Free
Tartar od cikle s kozjim sirom

Cikla, kozji sir, orasi i malo balzamika: lijepo i na tanjuru i na fotografiji.

Milk Nuts Sulphur Dioxide Vegetarian Gluten-Free
Humus s pečenom paprikom

Humus od slanutka, pečena paprika, sezam i domaći hrskavi kruh.

Sesame Seeds Gluten Vegan Vegetarian Dairy-Free

Glavno jelo

Pačja prsa s mlincima

Pečena pačja prsa, zagorski mlinci i crveni kupus. Kao kod bake, samo bez ispitivanja.

Gluten Eggs Dairy-Free
File brancina s blitvom

Brancin s žara, blitva s krumpirom i kriška limuna.

Fish Pescatarian Gluten-Free Dairy-Free
Njoki od batata s gljivama

Njoki od batata, ragu od šumskih gljiva i hrskava kadulja.

Gluten Vegan Vegetarian Dairy-Free
Zagorski štrukli

Pečeni štrukli sa svježim sirom i vrhnjem, onako kako se jedu kod kuće.

Gluten Milk Eggs Vegetarian

Desert

Kremšnita

Lisnato tijesto i vanilija krema: oko ove se slaže cijeli Zagreb.

Gluten Milk Eggs Vegetarian
Čokoladni fondan s jagodama

Topli fondan koji se otvara kao dobra šala: kad se najmanje nadate.

Gluten Milk Eggs Vegetarian
Sorbet od limuna i pjenušca

Lagan, kiselkast i osvježavajući, baš za kraj večere.

Sulphur Dioxide Vegan Vegetarian Gluten-Free Dairy-Free
Štrudla od jabuka s vanilijom

Topla štrudla, sladoled od vanilije i malo cimeta.

Gluten Milk Eggs Nuts Vegetarian

Piće

Pjenušac Brut „Prva runda“ €4.50, Price on Sep 10, 2026: €4.50

Čaša pjenušca (1,5 dl) s notama zelene jabuke i kruha.

Sulphur Dioxide Gluten-Free
Graševina „Bez filtera“ €3.50, Price on Sep 10, 2026: €3.20

Čaša lagane i voćne graševine (2 dl).

Sulphur Dioxide Gluten-Free
Plavac mali „Zadnja za cestu“ €4.00, Price on Sep 10, 2026: €4.00

Čaša punog pelješkog plavca (2 dl), s paprom i tamnim ribizlom.

Sulphur Dioxide Gluten-Free
Craft pivo €4.00, Price on Sep 10, 2026: €4.00

Svijetlo craft pivo iz male zagrebačke pivovare (0,33 l).

Gluten Vegan Vegetarian
Koktel „Smijeh bez posljedica“ €4.50, Price on Sep 10, 2026: €4.50

Bezalkoholni koktel od grejpa, ružmarina i tonika.

Vegan Vegetarian Gluten-Free Dairy-Free
Domaća limunada s ružmarinom €3.00, Price on Sep 10, 2026: €3.00

Svježe cijeđeni limun, med i grančica ružmarina (3 dl).

Vegetarian Gluten-Free Dairy-Free
€24.00 per person, Price on Sep 10, 2026: €24.00 per person

Guest Area

Guest login

Enter the email address your invitation was sent to and we’ll email you a sign-in link.

Merch & Extras

T-shirts, mugs and more — pre-order now and pay at the venue.

Pre-orders are closed.

Suveniri

Majica „Dobro vino. Loše šale.“

Majica „Dobro vino. Loše šale.“

Vinskocrvena pamučna majica s našim znakom na prsima.

€22.00

Šalica „Kalambur“

Šalica „Kalambur“

Keramička šalica od 3 dl u boji senfa.

€9.50

38 left

Platnena torba „Dobro vino“

Platnena torba „Dobro vino“

Debela pamučna torba s tiskom čaše.

€8.00

40 left

Kapa „Zadnja za cestu“

Kapa „Zadnja za cestu“

Podesiva kapa s vizirom u boji petroleja.

€14.00

30 left

Plakat „Petkom u 7“

Plakat „Petkom u 7“

Plakat veličine A2 na debelom papiru.

€12.00

30 left

Piće za stol

Pjenušac Brut „Prva runda“ (0,75 l)

Pjenušac Brut „Prva runda“ (0,75 l)

Boca pjenušca na vaš stol, ohlađena i otvorena na vrijeme.

€24.00

30 left

Graševina „Bez filtera“ (0,75 l)

Graševina „Bez filtera“ (0,75 l)

Lagana i voćna graševina, boca za stol.

€18.00

30 left

Plavac mali „Zadnja za cestu“ (0,75 l)

Plavac mali „Zadnja za cestu“ (0,75 l)

Puni pelješki plavac, boca za stol.

€22.00

30 left

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Where to Find Us

Address

Medulićeva 17

Good to Know

On the event page choose a ticket type (VIP or Standard) and the number of places, then click the table you like on the plan of the room. Free tables are coloured; taken ones and tables that do not match your ticket cannot be selected. After you book, a confirmation with your table is emailed to you.

At most two places per reservation. If you book one place at a table for two, someone else may book the other place at that table. For a bigger group book every two places separately, each with its own email address, or contact us.

The VIP ticket gives you a table in the first row, right by the stage. Every VIP table comes with a bottle of sparkling wine on the house, and you enter the room first. Standard tickets are for the other tables and the seats at the bar.

You choose your menu and drink by Thursday 12:00 before the night at the latest. After booking, open the link in your confirmation and pick a starter, main course, dessert and drink, for both of you if you are a pair. Dinner is served at 19:30 and paid at the venue.

Yes. Order T-shirts, mugs, tote bags, caps and posters on the event page by Thursday 12:00, collect them on the night and pay at the venue. If you would like a bottle of wine on your table, order that too.

Yes, 18+. The programme is for adults and is occasionally not for the faint-hearted.

No. Come as you are, ideally in something you can laugh comfortably in.

Doors open at 19:00, dinner is served at 19:30 and the show starts at 20:30. The bar stays open until midnight. We hold your reserved table until 19:30.

Street parking nearby is limited and crowded on Friday evenings. The nearest public garage is a five-minute walk away, and the easiest way to reach us is by tram and on foot.

Yes, free of charge, up to 24 hours before the start, that is until Thursday 19:00. Cancelling is easy through the link in your confirmation, and your table then becomes free for others.

We do. The starter, the main course and the dessert each have a vegetarian, a vegan and a gluten-free option. They are marked next to every dish on the menu on this page, and the allergens are listed when you choose your menu too. For special requirements let us know before the night.